Infrequently Asked Questions

Infrequently Asked Questions

 

what is this?

what is that?

what is ‘mmm’?

what ism?

what is?

what is not?

what is going on?

what are you doing?

what do you do?

what’s your name?

what's your favorite color?

what's goin' down?

what's up?

what did you say?

what's up?

say what?

what?

what now?

is anybody home?

who's there?

trick or treat?

will you be my friend?

do you want to come stay at my house?

can i be the centre of your universe?

what time is it?

are we there yet?

how long will this take?

can you make it faster?

can you make it slower?

does that feel good?

does this feel good?

have you come yet?

have you gone yet?

are you still there?

where are you going? 

to be or not to be?

where are the answers?

does this happen to you too?

why does this always happen to me?

what is the meaning of this?

is there any meaning to this?

why is there so much pain and suffering?

what is the difference?

where are the answers?

can rainbows really be explained?

are you experienced?

are you an amateur?

are you immature?

are you an artist?

 

 

 

 

where do you show your work?

what kind of work do you do?

did you go to the opening?

are you networking?

are you not working?

is there a difference?

do you take submissions?

are you submissive?

are you subversive?

are you substantial?

are you sure?

are you indecisive?

are you confused?

have you been abused?

how long have you been doing this for?

what are your credentials?

do you have a c.v.?

do you see me?

can you see me?

will you ever see me?

when will you see me?

would you like to make an appointment?

how often should i apply this ointment?

will it solve my problem?

what is your problem?

do you have a problem?

do you really want to know?

what do you really want to know?

is the water in the tap made by clouds?

why am i always so thirsty?

can i help you?

i don’t know, can you?

I don’t know, do you?

do you any questions?

can i have a refund?

do you have a receipt?

what is wrong with you?

what is wrong with me?

what is wrong with you?

is anybody home?

who’s there?

 

 

 

 

are you interested in liberation?

would you like a carry bag with that?

how many bags would you like?

plastic or paper?

can angels fly backwards through time?

can crabs walk up walls?

why not?

where are the answers?

why is my head hurting?

am i asking too many questions?

do these pills actually do anything?

do great minds really think alike?

why are you crying?

where are the answers?

does the internet make you lonely?

what is your username?

can i use your name?

do you feel ashamed?

what is your password?

will these words get past the gate?

did they arrive a little too late?

who will stop them?

will you stop them?

will i stop them?

is now really the time?

are you always so persistent?

where are your manners?

did you say the magic word?

what is the magic word?

 

 

 

 

 

are we really related?

are you sure?

are you unsure?

do you see a see saw by the sea shore?

do you trust me?

do you love me?

are you loyal?

loyal to whom?

loyal to what?

do stars shine during the daytime?

is spiritual practice useful?

what is the use of usefulness?

what is the use of mindfulness?

am i a utility?

if not what am i?

who am i?

can you say that again?

who am i?

can you say that again?

who am i?

can you say that again?

who am i?

why all this repetition?

will you ever shut up?

what do you think?

what is thought?

is there an interval between two thoughts?

how long will this take?

are we there yet?

are we making progress?

what is progress?

what is civilization?

do other people feel weird at parties?

do they think i am stupid?

do you think i’m stupid?

do i look better with my hair up?

what is the difference between truth and reality?

is there a difference?

pin or sign?

 

 

 

 

 

 

is the world going to end?

is the world going to end soon?

will there be a warning?

will there be a celebration?

are you still listening?

what is the thought of the heart?

where is the soul of the world?

when will things change?

got any spare change?

will you ever change?

why can’t i change?

does change ever stop?

is that really possible?

is reality possible?

what is possible?

what is not?

 

 

 

 

 

 

where are the answers?

when will i be famous?

are you trying to defame us?

does liberation come first?

do you believe in me?

do you trust me?

do you love me?

are these bananas ripe?

do pink pineapples defy gravity?

do animals have souls?

why do people get plastic surgery?

would i look better with blue eyes?

is there a god?

one or many?

you got a penny?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

do prayers get answered?

do answers get prayed for?

do questions have answers?

do answers get questioned?

where are the answers?

does it matter?

does any thing matter?

does no thing matter?

why does science get the final say?

say what?

knock knock who’s there?

how many questions does it take to change a light bulb?

when am i going to die?

how am i going to die?

what will happen after i die?

why does nobody talk about death?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

will you ever be quiet?

what is silence?

what is beauty?

what is not?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

can i help you sir?

why all this busy-ness?

is it none of my business?

what are you doing?

what are you doing tonight?

do i have bad breath?

does that bother you?

do I bother you?

can I get you anything else?

can I have the check please?

 

 

 

 

 

you are not leaving now are you?

truth or dare?

are you still there?

consequences, kiss or promise?

can you still hear me?

are you feeling lucky?

do you believe in luck?

do you believe in synchronicity?

didn’t you ask me that yesterday?

 

 

 

 

 

 

do trees think?

when will i grow up?

can i grow down instead?

is it really possible to become a better tree?

better than who?

why has my life turned out this way?

when did my dreams become dreams?

why do i never dream on election night?

do you actually like vegemite?

do these questions sound trite?

why am i always so scared?

do you get scared too?

where are the answers?

how do dogs know when their owners are coming home?

do pigeons get scared?

when is the homecoming?

where is home?

where is the heart?

who is beating who?

why does that explanation feel like a lie?

why does objective reality feel like an admonishment?

why does defying the objective world feel like a duty and a crime?

who are the reality police?

why does it mean to ‘get real’?

what is real?

what is not?

why do i care what they think?

if i say that i don’t care will they like me more?

why does art make no-sense?

do i have to be sophisticated to be a poet?

when will my life be made into a movie?

what is going to happen in the end?

will people stay for the credits?

or will they just be glad its over?

will i be glad its over?

will it ever be over?

will i be reincarnated for a sequel?

why are there so many questions?

where are the answers?

is there value in repetition?

is there value in repetition?

is there value in repetition?

is thought always mechanical?

are freedom and habit mutually exclusive?

why i am still thirsty?

is freedom a choice?

is freedom choice?

is liberation possible?

are all possibilities liberated?

what day does the garbage go out?

is freedom flexibility?

is flexibility a virtue?

has something gone off in the fridge?

could freedom be found in limitation?

or is freedom just the privilege to think such things?

when can i go into a supermarket and buy only what i need with my good looks?

is it plagiarism to steal lines from poets who said it better?

what is madness but nobility of soul at odds with circumstance?

what is the sentence for stealing sentences?

is there such a thing as appropriate appropriation?

why do babies cry so loud?

why do adults cry so quietly?

why openness?

why transparency?

where did all the secrets go?

where are all the secrets hiding?

is there a secret hiding place for secrets?

when will they come back?

if the secrets don’t come back soon can i go out and find them?

When will i be allowed out on my own?

why wont you let me spend time with the darkness?

should i just stop asking?

or should i keep asking?

will asking about the secrets make them want to stay away?

doesn’t demystifying the mystery rid the mystery of its mystery?

what happened to the imagination?

does hyper-reality signify the end of history?

maybe fantasy preserved the world?

maybe the war against fantasy is the war of the worlds?

was the re-make really necessary?

is hyper-reality the inevitable excretion of repressed fantasy?

does hyper-reality obliterate the subject object paradox?

maybe that paradox was necessary?

maybe obliterating it re-minds us of its necessity?

maybe the obliteration is necessary?

maybe not?

 

 

 

 

 

what is silence?

what is laughter?

are they mutually exclusive?

is there a space between two thoughts?

 

 

 

 

 

if so, where is it?

where are the answers?

 

 

 

 

 

why am i writing this?

 

 

 

 

 

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is the water wetter than the thirst?

is the last step the same as the first?